The Conquerers Chapter 2: AZZA

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  1. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    The Conquerors
    Prologue
    In the course of time, there has never been a massive threat like this; not the Mongolians, not even the Romans. These people, were the BuildCraftians. Led by their almighty ruler and overlord, Quicksteve/Leo/Quick/Steve/QuickSteve/Penguin/Penguino/Master Penguin/Meester Penguino/Developer, they soon conquered all the nations of the world. Their empire, spanning from the lands of Australia, to the prosperous lands of the Americas. On the way, however, they met much opposition. Those who rejected the ideals and culture of the BuildCraftians, were subject to death in the worst way possible: Death by Penguin.
    This story, is told in the eyes of one of its loyal subjects, "fan312." Here is how they conquered the world.

    Beginning in the lands of the Fin, in the former continent of Europe, here was a humble 18 year old named AZZA. Hearing of the conquering of the United States of America, AZZA decided to join the newly formed group of BuildCraftians. He eventually moved up the ranks of the BuildCraftians, and soon was able to meet with the Penguin himself in his penguin-y flesh.
    In the secretive headquarters of the BuildCraftians
    "AZZA, you are a high ranking member of the BuildCraftians, right?"
    Azza replied, "Yes sir, Mr. High Penguin."
    "Please, call me Penguin!"
    "Yes, Penguin."
    "I have heard your native country, errr....ah.....hmm,"
    "Finland, sir."
    "AH! There we go."
    "Well, I've been planning the takeover of this..Finland."
    "What is your plan, Penguin?"
    "Well, I now plan to first burn down the Parliament of Finland, with all the people inside. I know it sounds horrible, but it's much more fun than you think."
    AZZA shot back, "What next? The Parliament building is guarded, I think."
    "We already have operatives inside the walls of Parliament. We'll burn it and run to get the President of Finland. We'll then get him to sign the unconditional surrender of Finland. Whatever it takes. Even if we have to kill off his family."
    "And then what?"
    "We will go door to door, asking if they will accept the ideals and culture of the BuildCraftians."
    "What if they say no?"
    "They'll be subject to death by Penguin, of course!"
    "What is death by Penguin?"
    "You don't want to know."
    Within the following months, the Parliament building in Finland was reduced to a pile of smoldering rubble, with a scattered corpse inside. The following day, the land of Fins was annexed into a new territory of Penguintania. The Penguin was happy with what he saw, and he saw it was good.


    To be continued.
     
    Last edited: Mar 30, 2015
    NapkinDabber and LordN826 lick this.
  2. LordN826

    LordN826 Well-Known Member

    I love this. Can you change like the actual part you read to be in regular text. The bold hurts my eyes
     
  3. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    Donezo,

    What Administrator should I work on next?
     
  4. LordN826

    LordN826 Well-Known Member

    Do Mac. I'm waiting for Chapter 3 now. Lol
     
  5. NapkinDabber

    NapkinDabber Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    WHERES CHAOTER 3 huh? CUSTOMERS WAITING
     
  6. JeremyC

    JeremyC Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    *cough* me because I'm totally an admin *cough*
     
    LordN826 licks this.
  7. LordN826

    LordN826 Well-Known Member

    Since all of us are so totally colour-blind (Which most of us aren't) and so dyslexic ( Which I don't think most of us are), it definitely says "Admin" in a red tag if we didn't have these two dysfunctions
     
  8. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    Necropost *hiss*
    I will be working on a new chapter, coming soon.
     
  9. NapkinDabber

    NapkinDabber Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    NO DONTCHU "Necropost" ME WE ALL KNOW YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE LITERATURE.
     

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