The Upcoming Robo-Penguin Apocalypse

Guys, on 3/22/15, I have discovered that our mod, Kenreaobot is planning utter destruction and takeover of our network. The proof is that Razer, Dusty, and Chlo have all been attacked by Kenreao. They each have robo-penguin heads and can be utilized as a weapon of utter destruction. Throughout these 4 sources, and our master penguin, Quicksteve, I am discovered his master plan.

1. Assimilate all VIP's+ into Robo-Penguins
2. Locate the home of the Illuminati
3. Assimilate the Master Penguin
4. Use my army of assimilate Mac
5. Eat corn dogs (the 21st was Corn Dog Day)

As you can see, there is no hope for anyone in the network. This also explains why people are 'leaving'. They have discovored Ken's secret, and all who have either left or got assimilated and captured. In fact, even I got assimilated during December!

 

It's too late. My master will claim all. Today is the day Buildcraftia becomes RoboCraftia!

 

umm you can't assimilate me

fake

 

You never teamed up with him. You found out his secret and he assimilated you. The apocalypse is upon us. The Redstone Empire is prepared for war against Kenreao and his army of RoboPenguins. I have over 5000 doomsday machines (made by Olocool17) ready to fire at my command. The only thing we have to worry about is the rogue R.E. agent that is somewhere in 50 blocks of it. Don't worry though. The worst it could do is send BCSN to a time worse then *the server that can't be named*. So we have nothing to worry about

Also, Quicksteve, that is what Kenreao programmed you to think. Whatever you do, follow his command before he decides to do the same to you then he did to other long gone people, penguin extermination.

 

Update: Kenreao has access to doomsday bombs. Also, my illuminati overlords are coming to BCSN soon to join the battle. This war has gone from a fistfight between foes to a battle between borgs and the masters of the universe. As Mac said, he is possibly part of the Borgs. I do not believe this for many reasons:

1. Keanreao always says 5-10 of the same things
2. Mac is fun and plays games with us, unlike Kenreao who just sits atop Temp Tower
3. Mac won't reveal his true identity, similar to those in the Illuminati.
4. Mac's name has 3 letters. M. A. C. Mac rhymes with Hack. Hack has 4 letters. 3 + 4 = 7. There's a popular food-stop franchise named 7/11. 11-7 = 4. Four rhymes with East African Boar. Africa. EBOLA comes from Africa. EBOLA has 5 letters. 11-7+4-5= 13. Thirteen. The color thirteen is blue. You know what else is blue? That's right. the BCSN logo. BCSN. BCSN has 4 letters. Going back to Mac's name, which has 3 letters. The triangle has 3 sides


Mac = BCSN = EBOLA = East African Boar = 7/11 = Illuminati Confirmed.

Mac is a good guy.

 

Woah ok. Let's not get religious here, ok? Everyone believes in different things. I'm not even kidding or any of dat crap. If this post gets religious, Im deleting it.

 

Well, it's 3/30/15, and nothing happened. OR HAS THERE?! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN