MLIA is from the not as popular as it used to mylifeisaverage.com. Basically what this is, is you start off a post with the word "today" and then you write something that could happen to you in a funny or comical manner. Then at the end, you put MLIA, or My Life is Average. Examples : Today, I realized that whenever flies land, they rub their hands together like an evil maniac does before launching an evil plan. I'm onto you, you dirty flies. MLIA. Today, I lightly tossed my phone onto my bed and it bounced off 3 walls, broke a lamp, and killed the cat. MLIA. Have fun!
Today, I was just walking and even though all the ice was melted, I still somehow managed to find some and fell. MLIA
Today, My phone was stepped on, crushed and dropped eleven times, no cracks until i placed it down and it set on fire. MLIA
Today, i decided to play mc. But my computer wasdown, so i powered it up, it automatically googled google.com, i got 1 billion viruses, then the computer started saying evil laughs. When i shut it down, it said Access denied. MLIA
Today, I was eating goldfish and blue Gatorade and a girl said that "it was like having an ocean in your mouth." I can never have blue gatorade without goldfish ever again. MLIA.
Today, I took down the countries of Russia, North Korea, and China. How, you may ask? I asked for it. MLIA.
