Lucky Charms Commercials be Like

Lucky: Hoo hoo hearts stars and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons, hourglasses, rainbows, and tasty red balloons!

Kids: *Hold lucky hostage until he gives up the ransom*

That poor leprechaun they be torturing him like shit till he broke af. BUT WAIT! THE KIDS DONT CARE! They procede to eat his treasure right in front of him. They be doing the same thing to Trix rabbit, "A HJAJAHA TRIX ARE FOR KIDS" TF THEY ARE; THAT RABBIT PROLLY ON THE VERGE OF STARVATION. IF I WERE HIS AZZZ I BITE THEM KIDS WIT MY BUCK TEETH, TAKE THE CEREAL AND BE LIKE " No B. Trix are for Trix Rabbit."


...rip kids these days, ill tell what

 

XD

 

And over here, frosted flakes commercials be like

 

And then cinnamon toast crunch commercials.... THEY JUST EAT EACH OTHER!

 

And sonny(the coco puffs bird) need to go to a therapist cause the commercials prove he had some kind of traumatic experience with chocolate in the past since he like hallucinates that it takes over the world.

 

He tries so hard to be sober and it never works.