Alphabet Soup story book edition!

"FREAKING CANNIBALS!" exclaimed nine as dusty warmed up the oven.

 

"Gah. You take everything so seriously" Dusty said throwing the hot stove at Nine.
"No one would eat you anyways, you are too sour."

 

Half An Hour Later. TNTBomb Comes Crashing Through The Walls And Attacks Everyone

 

Instantly the girls threw nine at TNTbomb as a sacrifice

 

Just then, Dusty's dust bunny army came in and knocked TNT out and put him in a cage which he could not escape from.

 

Ken was flying by on a Borg mission. He couldn't compute the reasoning behind these attacks so he assimilated everyone involved in the kidnapping and quickly reported his progress to the other Borg.

 

Luckily, the dust bunnies revived Dusty, Rem and Lee

 

Momentarily, TNT Comes Back To Life With Pie Man And Cake Boy And Shoots Down The Borg Aircraft.

 

Now, with Rem Lee and Dusty revived, they destroyed TNTMan for once and for all.

 

"Oh my gosh!" Kn0wn exclaims as he realized he forgot to keep up reading this page and is too lazy to anyway.

 

Pie Man And Cake Boy Revive TNT And Attack Once More!

 

"Quack" said a duck as it waddled in cutely and ate cake boy and pie man. Rem took this time to strike TNTMan down.

 

"Run, TNT! Run!" Said A Voice From TNT's Head

 

Soon, Remmi had defeated TNTman. "Shall we eat him?" Suggested Lee. "Nah," said Doost. "He is too bitter." Remmi and Lee agreed.

 

"The Sky!" Said TNT. "An Asteroid Comes To Earth!" And TNT Was Right. Lee, Dusty, And Remm Looked Up And Saw A Flaming Ball Of Rock Heading Toward Them.

 

Very cautiously, she left the hole when she thought the coast was clear. She found out the asteroid was a purple comet that was launched from planet 8 ball.