World Domination

Discussion in 'Random' started by FatherFan, Feb 24, 2015.

  1. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    This was a cool series of questions designed to grab into your deepest desires and seek out revenge.
    It's called, "World Domination"
    It's just five questions, but answer them very deep in description.
    Question 1: If you were to take over the world, what would you do with it?
    (i.e, blow it up or something

    Question 2: Once you do take over the world, what would be the universal outfit for every citizen?
    (i.e, everyone wear jeans and a t-shirt)

    Question 3: Once you do take over the world, what jobs would there be in the world?
    (i.e, slaves, merchants, citizens, leader(s))

    Question 4: Once you do take over the world, who would you promote/demote to that job?
    (i.e, all pandas are enslaves, etc.)

    Question 5: Once you do take over the world, would you seek revenge on somebody, since you now have control over the world?
    (i.e, seek revenge on Napkin for being mean)
     
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  2. MacMeBenny

    MacMeBenny Founder Retired Staff

    I'm just waiting for Kenreao to respond...
     
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  3. Nine_Terasu

    Nine_Terasu Lover. Admin. Buttstabber. Retired Staff

    -=Question 1=-
    I would blow up all land and make everything sea, and then I would make a temple for me and my narwhal kin, but leave one small stretch of land for the remaining slave land dwellers.
    -=Question 2=-
    The universal outfit for everyone will be nothing, everyone shall be naked.
    -=Question 3=-
    The jobs that would be there would be catcher (for the narwhals blessed with flight), knights (for the most talented fighters), and royalty, for the first kin. There would also be slaves, they be slaving away at me and my kin's feet.
    -=Question 4=-
    I would demote everyone who isn't a narwhal to be a slave, and I would promote Remmi, Miner, Fan, Yva, Kash, and others to be princes and princesses (Remmi would be alpha cuz she was the first narwhal child). Kn0wn would be our bouncy maid as well, head maid at that.
    -=Question 5=-
    I would kill everyone who tried to take my horn. I'll shall show them what this horn can do.
     
    Last edited: Feb 24, 2015
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  4. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    Question 1: If you were to take over the world, what would you do with it?
    I would first gather all maids/house cleaners and throw them into a jail with poor conditions for the time being, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. While these maids "disappeared" I would brainwash the rest of the population to rid of crime and make everyone happy (except maids). Everyone would have pet unicorns and dust bunnies. But what they don't know, is that they are making me stronger by the second by creating dust.

    Question 2: Once you do take over the world, what would be the universal outfit for every citizen?
    The universal outfit will depend on the person. An ordinary person could wear whatever they want (unless they look ugly or are showing off too much if you catch my drift). All maids will be forced to wear hideous, bright clown suits with anything and everything ugly on it, while everyone else is fabulous.

    Question 3: Once you do take over the world, what jobs would there be in the world?
    There will be the normal jobs, EXCEPT NO MAIDS. Everyone will create as much dust as possible to support my dust bunny army, and it will slowly begin to gain enough dust to take over the universe. Certain people will have to watch all the dust unfold. Long live the dust bunny army!

    Question 4: Once you do take over the world, who would you promote/demote to that job?
    All former maids will be enslaved to watch the dust take over. Resistance is impossible because they will be tortured and brainwashed of any happy memories.

    Question 5: Once you do take over the world, would you seek revenge on somebody, since you now have control over the world?
    I will seek revenge on maids since they have tortured and prevented the uprising of dust for centuries. They cannot stop us once we gain power. If they even attempt, they will regret thinking they could take on my army. And if you don't like my army, too bad. I will crush you and won't even feel bad.
     
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  5. Kashers

    Kashers Social Tiger Penguin Retired Staff

    For question one, let's just say I blow up the world.. How do I answer the other questions if everyone is dead lol
     
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  6. TNTMan1289

    TNTMan1289 Guest

    What Would I Do With The World?
    I Would Send Out A Missile Full Of TNT Virus Spores To Blow Up And Infect Everyone In The World.

    What Would Be The Universal Outfit?
    Lots Of Red... LOTS Of Red...

    What Jobs Would They're Be?
    Bomber, Bomber, And... Bomber...

    Would I Get Revenge On Someone?
    I Would Get Revenge On GAZAMO And Murder Them For Ruining BuildCraftia Forever!!! (Except For Quick <3)
     
  7. knewnie

    knewnie Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    What would I do?
    Dust extensively every corner of every nook of every cranny on the world until there is no more dust.
    Outfit?
    Maid.
    Jobs?
    Maid.
    Promote/Demote?
    Promote all my fellow maids into the highest positions, promote Dry to President of swifter duster production, Yva to Queen of everything, Spenc to Princess of everything, and demote Dusty to premium, because it's the lowest tier possible while still being bloo.
    Vengeance?
    Napkin for being mean.
     
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  8. knewnie

    knewnie Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    Your army is literally made of dust if I just blow in its general direction it will scatter and disappear
     
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  9. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    You can't stop my army! We are in the air you breathe and I can infect your body with any disease I please
     
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  10. knewnie

    knewnie Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    what if I just like stand near a fan
     
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  11. yvagary

    yvagary Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    WAIT WOAH "EVERYONE HAPPY" LIKE HAHA NO
     
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  12. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    Then I will destroy every fan... Sorry Fan XD
     
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  13. yvagary

    yvagary Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    what if its made out of knives
    then what
     
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  14. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    Stop questioning me. Please. I'm always innocent.
     
  15. knewnie

    knewnie Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    exactly something someone who was always guilty would say
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  16. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    Go back to the original topic please, I'd like for people to not flame war on my posts.
     
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