Hah! Not anymore!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by FatherFan, Feb 12, 2015.

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  1. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    You couldn't get enough magic for everyone, so everyone got a refund.
     
    FatherFan, Feb 22, 2015
    #41
  2. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    BUT THEY USED THAT REFUND TO CURE CANCER
     
    Dusty, Feb 22, 2015
    #42
  3. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    All that refund money was wasted since cancer couldn't be cured with that money to find a cure.
     
    FatherFan, Feb 22, 2015
    #43
  4. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    But then it rained money from the sky.
     
    Dusty, Feb 22, 2015
    #44
  5. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    That money was immediately burned up by the eruption of a super-volcano.
     
    FatherFan, Feb 22, 2015
    #45
  6. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    The super volcano was so amazingly powerful, the whole world had electricity forever, so no one payed for electricity
     
    Dusty, Feb 23, 2015
    #46
  7. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    Turns out, electricity is not forever. The world went into a power shortage and millions died.
     
    FatherFan, Feb 23, 2015
    #47
  8. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    But since millions died, humans were no longer over populating the earth
     
    Dusty, Feb 24, 2015
    #48
  9. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    Since humans now no longer overpopulated the earth, dust emissions declined.
     
    FatherFan, Feb 24, 2015
    #49
  10. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    So I created a dust making factory and killed all the maids
     
    Dusty, Feb 24, 2015
    #50
  11. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    Since all the maids died, there was a mass drawing registering everyone in the world to either continue with life or become a maid.
     
    FatherFan, Feb 24, 2015
    #51
  12. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    Everyone who became a maid "mysteriously" died.
     
    Dusty, Feb 24, 2015
    #52
  13. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    Not anymore, there were two final maids who created an empire of maids trying to take over the world.
     
    FatherFan, Feb 24, 2015
    #53
  14. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    But my army and I had already take over Mars so we left them, knowing they would always be weak.
     
    Dusty, Feb 24, 2015
    #54
  15. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    Soon, the maids created an empire and launched a nuclear weapon at the Earth, at the dust HQ.
     
    FatherFan, Feb 24, 2015
    #55
  16. NapkinDabber

    NapkinDabber Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    But then Napkon came by riding on his purple comet and crashed into the weapon, blowing it midsky
     
    NapkinDabber, Feb 25, 2015
    #56
  17. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    But in the explosion, Napkin's comet turned green
     
    Dusty, Feb 25, 2015
    #57
  18. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    That green eventually turned bloo, and all the greens worshipped it.
     
    FatherFan, Feb 25, 2015
    #58
  19. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    (That's a lie.)
    But then the people realized how much of a lie it was and destroyed it because blue is a horrible color. It makes people sad.
     
    Dusty, Feb 25, 2015
    #59
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