Corrupt a wish (Bringin' it back)

There is a new star trek movie but all it is is a 2 second clip of somebody shouting 'NERD!'

I wish for the old players from BuildCraftia to come back :c
(By old I do not mean in age, I merely mean old as in, last year or whatever)

 

They Come Back To The Server, However They Have Aged By A Thousand Years And Are Just Old Grumpy Grandpas/Grandmas.

I Wish For A New Skin.

 

You get your new skin but it is a pony skin and you are rejected.

I wish for my summer work to do itself so I don't have to.

 

Your summerwork does itself, but now there is also automn, winter and spring-work.

I wish that I could see into the fourth dimension.

 

You get your new PC , but sadly the postman breaks it by throwing it against your door.

I wish that pizza's were square.

 

Pizzas Become Square, However, The Boxes Become Circular So The Pizzas Don't Fit.

I Wish For More Test Chambers In Aperture Science.

 

More test chambers come, but sadly GLaDOS unleashes neurotoxin all over the place.

I wish for a box.

 

You get your cloning device. This wish is not corrupted. Meaning I corrupted your wish.

I wish that all penguins could fly.

 

Penguins start to fly, but they become so confident that they dive bomb unsuspecting civilians, disintegrating their bodies with their laser beaks.

I wish BC got a soup pvp server

 

BC gets a soup pvp server, but suddenly you die.

I wish for fabulousness

 

You get fabulousness but awesomeness over powers it.
I wish for non-awesomeness

 

You are so awesome you cant be non-awesome.

I wish that I am the 94st player to reply on this thread

 

You some how become the 94.00001st person to reply to this thread. I wish to be the next person to reply after you.

 

It rains money. Burning money.

I wish that I can beat Meester Penguin in awesomeness.

 

Suddenly, your penguins now rebel against you.

I wish Quicksteve had more penguins in his penguin army.