Hah! Not anymore!

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by FatherFan, Feb 12, 2015.

  1. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    But I stole it
     
  2. JeremyC

    JeremyC Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    No no, but donald trump is just a horrible man who puts his name on everything he owns. You meant to steal bill gates' hair and money
     
  3. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    I killed you and put you in an unmarked grave so you can't steal my stuff!
     
  4. JeremyC

    JeremyC Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    You mean bill gates' stuff?
     
  5. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    But my bunnies created my clone and I began taking over the world.
     
  6. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    I killed your dust bunnies and sent them to hell.
     
  7. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    But rabbits breed super quickly so I got more.
     
  8. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    I got Kn0wn to sweep the whole world, so you can't get anymore dust for your bunnies.
     
  9. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    But humans are constantly producing dust, so I just got more!
     
  10. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    Humans never produce dust, they produce CO2, which will be released into the atmosphere.
     
  11. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    *cough* Dust is dead skin cells... Which humans are constantly producing... SO DONT TRY TO OUTSMART ME M8
     
  12. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    I took some brain cells for a biopsy, so technically I can outsmart you.
     
  13. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    But you took brain cells from the extremely random side of me, so you gained nothing!
     
  14. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    You lost some extreme randomness, and I got a world-class surgeon to remove a piece of your temporal lobe, also.
     
  15. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    But then I wished upon a shooting star and it grew back, BUT 1928373717188129 TIMES BETTER
     
  16. johnyman333

    johnyman333 The John Penguin

    If it was that many times better, it clearly was that many times bigger. And then the weight of your brain crushed you. Physically, and Mentally
     
  17. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    but then my bunnies helped me
     
  18. johnyman333

    johnyman333 The John Penguin

    Dust Bunnies couldnt lift your weight, even if they did, youre already crushed.
     
  19. Quicksteve

    Quicksteve Supreme Overlord Penguin Staff Member Administrator Owner Moderator Event Winner Penguin

    But then penguin magic saved the day
     
  20. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    But then the bunnies took the magic and let EVERYONE have some. How kind
     

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