Vegetables are the best...

Discussion in 'Random' started by Quicksteve, Feb 22, 2015.

  1. Quicksteve

    Quicksteve Supreme Overlord Penguin Staff Member Administrator Owner Moderator Event Winner Penguin

    ... if you throw them away before eating them and instead order a pizza.

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  2. Kashers

    Kashers Social Tiger Penguin Retired Staff

    ...when stabbed several times with a knife, chopped up into several pieces and chucking it at your garbage can. THEN ordering pizza.
     
  3. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    ... Now Im starting to doubt whether this marriage is safe XD
     
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  4. NapkinDabber

    NapkinDabber Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    One time I tried cutting a potato in home economics in 6th grade and cut my hand and the teacher had no bandages even though there were 5 billion sharp objects.
     
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  5. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    Or maybe they didn't feel like getting you one.
     
  6. JeremyC

    JeremyC Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    PREACH
     
  7. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    You realize cows don't eat meat at all and only eat like grass and grains... Since when have you had a vegetables..?
     
  8. JeremyC

    JeremyC Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    I hate veggies which is why I throw them away. And remember, pizza is amazing.
     
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  9. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    So you aren't a real cow? Wow, way to lie to us....

    AND SINCE WHEN DO PENGUINS EAT VEGETABLES?!? THEY EAT FISHHHHH
     
  10. Quicksteve

    Quicksteve Supreme Overlord Penguin Staff Member Administrator Owner Moderator Event Winner Penguin

    Read plox, I throw them away. Also there's fish pizza (probably).
     
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  11. MacMeBenny

    MacMeBenny Founder Retired Staff

    Amazing role model Leo.
     
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  12. NapkinDabber

    NapkinDabber Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    #adminsrektotheradmins2k15
     
  13. Remmi

    Remmi Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    why not order a pizza with veggies on it... BUT YOU OVERPOWER THE VEGGIES WITH CHEEEEEESE cuzynot
     
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  14. NapkinDabber

    NapkinDabber Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    According to myplate aka the newest adaption of the food pyramid, your meals should consist a little more then 1/4 of vegetables.
     
  15. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    psh. Who listens to them, as you may see over half of the US is overweight.
     
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  16. NapkinDabber

    NapkinDabber Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    I do.
     
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  17. Quicksteve

    Quicksteve Supreme Overlord Penguin Staff Member Administrator Owner Moderator Event Winner Penguin

    1/4 you say?

    http://ideone.com/nYPdz1
     
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  18. MrIvy

    MrIvy Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    I don't know about you guys, but I could sit down and really chow down on a bowl of raw broccoli.
     
  19. JeremyC

    JeremyC Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    Raw brocolli makes me sick. I hate it. Just order a pizza ivy :p
     
  20. mrfishfishy

    mrfishfishy Well-Known Member

    Order the pizza, and everything will be okay. Don't eat fish though.
     

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