You get the tea but it is extremely hot and you burn your mouth I wish for Blink-182 to get back together 0-0
you get your sundae, but it turns out to be a chocolate sunday, causing chocolate to be pored over the earth on sunday, killing everyone. i wish for an uncorruptable wish
You get the PC but it is a terrible pc and breaks on the first start up. I wish for #Kn0wnForRed to become reality.
It does become a reality, but it actually turns my skin red because I was on fire and burnt to death. ((((;゚Д゚))))))) I wish Spenc would tell me her instagram
You get a spud but it is taken by a duck I wish for a pony. ((((;゚Д゚))))))) DONT DIE KN0WN ((((;゚Д゚)))))))
You get a pony but, it sees a "my little pony" pony in the telly, tries to jump into the telly and gets brain damage and the vet puts it down. I wish for stew (on a side note, **** that duck)
You get a stew, but it happens to be Stewie stew and you get arrested for eating a person I wish for half of a zero
You get a faster computer... But then it's so fast it runs away from you and you never see it again. I wish I could have a pet unicorn.
You get all the Steam games, but then Steam charged you $1938372781 I wish for it to snow ice cream instead of snow.