Pick up lines

Ok I don't know if this is been done before but I wanna know some of.ur best pick up lines. Ill give u one of my favourite,

are you dead because you give me the necrofeels.

 

Are you Cinderella? because I see those clothes coming off at midnight.

 

That's...
not a pickup line.

It literally means :
Are you dead? Because you give me dead feels.

 

ARE YOUR LEGS NUTELLA?
'CAUSE I WANNA SPREAD 'EM!

 

I'm going nuclear for you, baby. Let's fuse!
(Touhou jokes/pickups for the win!)

 

Its funny so back.off.

 

Are you using a keyboard because I see u & i together

 

Can I put my hot pocket in your tight socket?

 

"I wish I were danmaku, because then I could graze your hitbox."

 

I have the best pick up line

"If you're 12 I'm 12" LMAOOO IM JUST JOKIN NEVER USE THISSS

 

*pedo face*

 

Your like a rubix cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.

 

That is a little too far.

 

I can go further than that.

 

if you were a basketball racket, i'd put my balls in you.

 

NO

 

Yeah, um, this has gone far too perverted. I'm out

 

You can pull my strings any day, Alice

You're my master spark, if you know what I mean.

I'll climb in YOUR donations box.

One might even say you're my Heartfelt Fancy.

 

Good job people we made someone uncomfortable @SirRazerlyte . Misson accomplished, so.good job

 

Homosexuality is a disease!
... and I caught it for you. xD