Winter Sale / Zach's Funeral

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Quicksteve, Dec 25, 2015.

  1. Quicksteve

    Quicksteve Supreme Overlord Penguin Staff Member Administrator Owner Moderator Event Winner Penguin

    Hello people,

    first of all we have a winter sale going on (35%), be sure to grab some fancy stuff while it's active! I have also edited the shop so the background doesn't look stupid on high-resolution devices.

    As Zach has been reported missing for over 40 days, he is hereby officially proclaimed dead. His funeral will be held at 21:00 UTC (check here for converting that into your timezone) near spawn. We are eternally grateful for all the contributions he has made to the server and he and his achievements will never be forgotten. Should he ever resurrect from the dead as a non-zombie I would be more than happy to have him back.

    That's all for now,

    Leo

    I might have been a little pissed about Zach's inactivity when I wrote this, but don't tell anybody
     
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  2. Wordguy

    Wordguy Shultz#7997 Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    I can confirm Zach is on a family vacation, and thus is very alive. Proof can be seen on the Spreadshirt Website (Kazcor Family Vacation) and Zach stating earlier this year that he plans to visit Disney World late December.

    RIP MacMeBenny, however. He is dead.
     
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  3. Quicksteve

    Quicksteve Supreme Overlord Penguin Staff Member Administrator Owner Moderator Event Winner Penguin

    Yes, RIP MacBeBenny.
     
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  4. NapkinDabber

    NapkinDabber Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    That dang founder!
     
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  5. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    By official decree of the server priest, I declare him dead in absentia.
     
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  6. johnyman333

    johnyman333 The John Penguin

    Rip mr duck
    (anyone who gets it is gud)
     
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  7. Dry

    Dry Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    Steam has better sales......
     
  8. Kaiziieee

    Kaiziieee Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    Rest in peace, Zach. You will be missed. I have no idea why I laughed at this forum post
     
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  9. epikplayer

    epikplayer Active Member Penguin

    smh 21;00 UTC is 5:00AM for me i wont make it
     
  10. Olocool17

    Olocool17 Well-Known Member

    Steam has literally the largest sales in the entire world.
     
  11. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    Side note: The funeral will be happening on January 2nd, at 21:00 UTC.
     
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  12. JeremyC

    JeremyC Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    This is when being a cow in a suit becomes useful because you can be dressed for a wedding and a funeral in the same day
     
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  13. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    I guess that could be useful XD
     
  14. Miner

    Miner Bye y'all Penguin Retired Staff

    largest amount of sales. But most of them are for already cheap games or games that no one really wants.
     
  15. Dry

    Dry Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    *cough* these cheap games made me spend £50 today....*cough*
     
  16. Miner

    Miner Bye y'all Penguin Retired Staff

    <333
     
  17. RazerH

    RazerH Moderator Penguin Retired Staff

    It is also useful if you are a robot with a suit.
     
  18. johnyman333

    johnyman333 The John Penguin

    Being me comes in handy because i dont wear clothes
     
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  19. Miner

    Miner Bye y'all Penguin Retired Staff

    I'll wear my fancy skin for the first time in like, months
     
  20. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Mod combo Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    Could be in the desert or something. Maybe living the quiet life as a monk. Who knows.
     
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