Corrupt a wish (Bringin' it back)

You get access to free music but only hardcore scottish heavy metal(as if thats a bad thing)

I wish for a million pugs

 

You get them cute fucks but they get spooked and run away and crush you in a stampede

I wish for Sunday to come faster

 

Sunday comes so fast, that it passes right by you.

I wish for an explosion

 

No. I bet I just blew your mind away.
I wish for an international "Pun Day"

 

No people just kill you for wishing this.

I wish for keyboards

 

You get your keyboard but it is just a board full of keys.
I wish for my toe to heal.

 

Your toe heals, but only other people.

I also wish for an international pun day.

 

You get it, but it gets canceled every year.

I wish for more Touhou Remixes

 

Your signature made that wish denied due to......reasons

I wish for 7/11

 

You get it but then it gets robbed and no one can find who robbed it

I WISH FOR KNOWLEDGE AND 12 BOOKSHELVES IN NY GARAGE AND THE ABILITY TO READ ONE BOOK A DAY

 

"ERROR! Those powers does not exist!"

I wish for hmm... A KATANA!

 

Cirno disapproves; you don't get a Katana.

I wish to be normal :{

 

There is no "normal".

I wish for a Cirno cosplay costume (male version ofc.).

 

It arrives, but in female edition.

I wish life was in manga drawing.

 

You realise it already is, and that you also wasted your wish.

I wish for a demon servant, cuz 666.

 

That "demon servant" turned out to be God and he banishes you to the depths of hell

I wish to become a god (so become @Jessie )

 

(*creepy Youkai voice* I AM HELL)

You realise it isn't possible, so you just wasted your wish xP

I wish to be able to summon a Jiang Shi to do all of my duties...

 

You are just getting fucking weirder and weirder with these wishes....

 

Same to you. (.-.")
Also, this isn't the fucking roast thread, so stfu

 

Uh... You get something, I guess. But oh noes, something bad happens I think.

I wish for a piece of cardboard.