Corrupt a wish (Bringin' it back)

wtf is McD get denied because I don't know your weeaboo shit

I wish for more music that doesn't suck

 

All the music that comes out from October 2015 - The End of Time will be horrible with the word "Booty" in them

I wish for nothing

 

You wish for something and get nothing.
I wish for it to be cooler

 

We get a temporary ice age which lasts for a day but then we get blazing hot temperatures at over 50 degrees Celsuis at least on the surface of Earth. (That would actually flood most of the earth and will fix California's water drought)

I wish for my hockey practices to stop being at 9:45 pm

 

Your coach dont love you. He moves it to 2 am

I wish for scrubs to die

 

Scrubs die but nerds remain

I wish I could play vidya games all day

 

bb you have been but you get sent to school during it.

I wish for Wednesday to come faster.

 

McD = MacDonal's .-.

 

Wednesday comes faster, but the camel from geico comes too.

I wish for tarts.

 

You get tarts.
Tarts on HUMP DAY

I wish for FREE GEICO INSURANCE INSURANCE

 

You get it but the gecko from the commercial obtains an army of geckos to kill you. I wish for

 

You didnt wish :c

I wish for a snackbar called "Aloha Snackbar"

 

You get your snackbar called "Aloha Snackbar" but an arsonist comes and burns it down.

I wish that I had 10,000 wishes.

 

You get your wish but choke on an overload of wishes

I wish for super speed

 

I wish for a tasty snack.

 

Uhh... who's wish do I corrupt?
Napkin: Someone eats your tasty snack.
Alatus: You get super speed but run into everything.

I wish for a typewriter.

 

That was intentional. Muahaha.

You get your type writer but the space key is broken so youtypelikethis,forcefully.
I wish for my hair to Dry.

 

Your hair dries, but then it all falls off.

I wish for no school

 

Breaking news: Schools all over the world get nuked

I wish for a tasty bacon and cheese sandwich

 

You get it and eat it, only to find out its radioactive and poisoned, so you die.

I wish for free music