Corrupt a wish (Bringin' it back)

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Zodiepop, Jul 15, 2014.

  1. Lee

    Lee Well-Known Member

    You get a life, but you die in 1 month.

    I wish for a cat ;-;
     
  2. Wordguy

    Wordguy Shultz#7997 Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    You get your cat, but you soon find that they are just boring, lazy things that sleep all day.

    I wish for me to have all the knowledge I need so I don't need to go to school
     
  3. Lee

    Lee Well-Known Member

    You get your knowledge, but when you need the information it does not come to mind

    I wish for a gift card to get more books. :3
     
  4. Wordguy

    Wordguy Shultz#7997 Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    You get your gift card and buy more books, but find out that playing video games is more fun so you ditch your books.
    I wish for Buildcraftia to return to what it was like before Arcadia
     
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  5. Quicksteve

    Quicksteve Supreme Overlord Penguin Staff Member Administrator Owner Moderator Event Winner Penguin

    It does, but Mojang suddenly shuts Minecraft down.

    I wish for moneyz.
     
  6. Wordguy

    Wordguy Shultz#7997 Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    Your get your money, but you get robbed that night.
    I wish for the block lag to stop.
     
  7. johnyman333

    johnyman333 The John Penguin

    Block lag stops, but your computer explodes

    i wish for a turtle
     
  8. Kashers

    Kashers Social Tiger Penguin Retired Staff

    I bought a cookie. Cookie monster ate it
    I wish for my cookie back
     
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  9. johnyman333

    johnyman333 The John Penguin

    ...kash i dont think you get it
     
  10. Kashers

    Kashers Social Tiger Penguin Retired Staff

    I don't think i do...
     
  11. Quicksteve

    Quicksteve Supreme Overlord Penguin Staff Member Administrator Owner Moderator Event Winner Penguin

    *lets pretend that never happened*

    You get a turtle but it moves so slow that time goes backwards and you are eaten by dinosaurs.

    I wish for Skype to be less buggy.
     
  12. Miner

    Miner Bye y'all Penguin Retired Staff

    Skype becomes less buggy but then it's bought by google (Idea by Feven)

    I wish for Feven to not tell me to use the damn shift key instead of caps lock for capitalization.

    ....

    Scrub
     
  13. Quicksteve

    Quicksteve Supreme Overlord Penguin Staff Member Administrator Owner Moderator Event Winner Penguin

    He stops telling you, but then your shift key breaks.

    I wish for super amazeballs thingy doodlers.
     
  14. HazlerTheDazzler

    HazlerTheDazzler Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    You get your super amazeballs thingy doodlers, but it turns into a pie.

    I wish for a pet pug
     
  15. Quicksteve

    Quicksteve Supreme Overlord Penguin Staff Member Administrator Owner Moderator Event Winner Penguin

    You get it, but it is a disguised time bomb and it explodes just as you figured it out.

    I wish for AI.
     
  16. Miner

    Miner Bye y'all Penguin Retired Staff

    You get AI but it's sentient and kills you.
     
  17. Quicksteve

    Quicksteve Supreme Overlord Penguin Staff Member Administrator Owner Moderator Event Winner Penguin

    You get foo as you wished for nothing. nub.

    I wish for some food.
     
  18. Miner

    Miner Bye y'all Penguin Retired Staff

    You get food but it explodes

    I wish a dead penguin
     
  19. Quicksteve

    Quicksteve Supreme Overlord Penguin Staff Member Administrator Owner Moderator Event Winner Penguin

    You get a dead penguin, but penguin magic brings the penguin back to life :p

    I wish for non-exploding food.
     
  20. Miner

    Miner Bye y'all Penguin Retired Staff

    You get non-exploding food but the power rangers eat it

    I wish for a 1967 Black Chevy Impala.... For reasons
     

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