Razerlyte and Chipjelly's scandalous relationship!

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Bins, Jul 5, 2015.

  1. Bins

    Bins Well-Known Member

    I regret to inform you that our very own Admin and Mod have been cheating on their partners,
    Razerlyte - Cheating on Lord Jessus a.k.a Jessiieee
    ChipJelly - Cheating on Joshthebest01 and DustyAshton

    Here is the evidence:
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    Notice how they gaze into each other's eyes, they are truly in love.

    Thank you for reading this, I shall be investigating into this and interviewing each of them,

    Bins~~

    EDIT: Razerlyte Interview:
    Q: When did you start seeing ChipJelly?
    A: Chip and I are simple friends. (Sure...)
    Q: And when did you start to have second thoughts about your relationship with Jessiieee?
    A: When I got cheated on xD (See how the truth subtlety comes out)
    Q: How deep is you and Chip's love, in your opinion?
    A: Non-existant (Covering up, once again.)

    ChipJelly Interview:
    Q: When did you start seeing Razerlyte?
    A: Seeing him? We've been friends since March. (Friends?, don't make me laugh.)
    Q: And when did you start to have second thoughts about your relationship with Josh and Dusty?
    A: I haven't had second thoughts about Josh and I's relationship. But, I think I had second thoughts on Dusty and I's relationship when she cheated on me with Miner. But we have cleared that up now, I think. Mostly. (Dusty cheated?,maybe Chip's cheating for payback.)
    Q: How deep is you and Razer's love, in your opinion?
    A: Our love as a couple is non-existant. (Also covering up)

    Quote from Razerlyte to ChipJelly:
    "Chip, I need some jelly, I am hungry."
     
    Last edited: Jul 5, 2015
  2. RazerH

    RazerH Moderator Penguin Retired Staff

    Out of context!
     
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  3. Bins

    Bins Well-Known Member

    Sure...
     
  4. Chipjelly

    Chipjelly Active Member Retired Staff

    Im laughing my ass off right now. But so out of context, you were sitting with us before Bins xD
     
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  5. LordN826

    LordN826 Well-Known Member

    WHY WAS PART OF MY NAME BROUGHT INTO THIS. "Lord"
     
  6. werockies

    werockies Active Member

    hands off my woman
    (on behalf of everyone of course)
     
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  7. johnyman333

    johnyman333 The John Penguin

    Totally haven't seen a similar thread to this before. No siree.
    Also, I think that doesn't really prove anything, no decisive evidence.
     
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  8. DoctaCirno

    DoctaCirno Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    O
    M
    G
    *gasp*

    ;ooo
     
  9. NapkinDabber

    NapkinDabber Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    I feel like Chip is shipped with 80 people
     
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  10. DoctaCirno

    DoctaCirno Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    lmao ikr
     
  11. Jessie

    Jessie Ex-Ownerbear Retired Staff

    ;ooooooooooooooooooooo
    wow binzie u r quite le detective
    +69 sherlock points
    "When I got cheated on xD"
    i nevr cheeted, we nevr got married b/c fen nevr marred uz </3
    but eye c huw et iz, u takn le gurl eye've nown 4 4 yearz. eye c huw et iz. eye c, eye c.
    if fen hed marred uz i wuld nut hev rote metty dat amerzin song, erlso, ef u hevent red et, hear u go.

    Hey Matty, I know you hate me, but I love you, and I will make you love me too <33
    Boo, boo boo, boo, booo, marry me please?
    I love you, we can be together like chocolate fondue
    Oohh Matty, I'll be the cheese to your toast, I'll be the bun for your burger
    and the blanket for your bed *wink wonk*
    And protect you against any foe, because that's what lovers do, y'know?
    And wheennn you're feelinnggg dowwnn, or Thription is messing arrounnndd
    I'll be heree, I'll be hereee, my dearr.......


    do u no wut he sed wen he red dat?
    "no jessie, never"
    su, i nevr cheeeted i ownlie rote a song nd i wuz denied.
     
  12. JeremyC

    JeremyC Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    You forgot about cheremy ya scrub.
     
  13. johnyman333

    johnyman333 The John Penguin

    How about Jerry?





    Or Jolly if you know what I mean, cuz my name is John and stuff. Ok I'll shut up now....
     
  14. NapkinDabber

    NapkinDabber Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    Ur nasty.
     
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  15. Jessie

    Jessie Ex-Ownerbear Retired Staff

    Tell me something I don't know.
     
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  16. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    Chip would never do such a thing to me ;-;
     
  17. Olocool17

    Olocool17 Well-Known Member

    so ur cheating on fenix too?
     
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  18. Jessie

    Jessie Ex-Ownerbear Retired Staff

    Fenix and I aren't together, it's Pholocool, remember?
     
  19. Olocool17

    Olocool17 Well-Known Member

    *Phoeloxxx but yeh thats wot I thought
     
  20. Jessie

    Jessie Ex-Ownerbear Retired Staff

    Nah bro, I'm giving you Phoenix but I'm taking Tox.
    You can only have one, so choose. Who will it be?
     

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