Kn0wn to Yva: im gonna chop off your head and put it in a jar and snuggle it at night. Kn0wn: Read my mail Yva: Woot your melon? Yva (Laughing from ^): I can't feel my abdomen Kn0wn: NO ONE CALLS IT AN ABDOMEN -high pitched yva laughscreams- Yva: pah fucl Yva: how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of my ass? 21 Kn0wn: -Ends Call- -Yva and Kn0wn found a labyrinth plot- Yva: I made it! Yva: fuck i went back to the beginning Yva: neo hoeo moy Kn0wn: what Yva: you dont remember that episode? with scribblebob Kn0wn: oh you mean NEO HOY MINOY RAIDOMANOY -yva slowly dying in the background- Yva: what did you marry me for? Kn0wn: your screams Yva: my screams and not my dashingly good looks? Yva: wait that's a guy term Kn0wn: no handsome is a a guy term Kn0wn: dashing is like a reindeer term I ATE DIRT ONCE [5:10:57 PM] Wife-San <44: THANKS FOR THAT [5:10:59 PM] Wife-San <44: why [5:11:01 PM] Knewnie Makara: I WAS SICK FOR A WEEK [5:11:03 PM] Wife-San <44: would you ever [5:11:04 PM] Wife-San <44: why [5:11:05 PM] Wife-San <44: just [5:11:05 PM] Wife-San <44: why [5:11:06 PM] Knewnie Makara: I WAS LIKE 8 [5:11:15 PM] Wife-San <44: valid point [5:11:20 PM] Knewnie Makara: I was a weird k-3rd gr8der [5:11:23 PM] Knewnie Makara: like [5:11:28 PM] Knewnie Makara: ok [5:11:31 PM] Wife-San <44: xD [5:11:38 PM] Knewnie Makara: i used to eat grass regularly [5:11:41 PM] Knewnie Makara: and i was like [5:11:41 PM] Knewnie Makara: ooh [5:11:43 PM] Wife-San <44: WHY [5:11:44 PM] Knewnie Makara: brown stuff [5:11:49 PM] Knewnie Makara: lets see what it tastes like [5:11:53 PM] Knewnie Makara: spoiler alert [5:11:54 PM] Wife-San <44: OML KN0WN [5:11:55 PM] Knewnie Makara: it wasn't good Yva: theres no other cat in the world but me Kn0wn: yeah that cat right next to me Kn0wn: that's you Yva: yep Yva: are you going to decapitate ur cat and put its head in a jar and snuggle with it Kn0wn: STOP THE MADNESS *Yva and Kn0wn in facecam call* *silent because yva is doing homework* *all of a sudden from her speakers* DA DA DADADADA DA DA CIRCUS DA DA DADADADA DA DA AFRO CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POLKA DOT POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFRO constantly updating because we're idiots who talk in nonsense
Fun fact: If you didn't know they are dating.. Like legit Yva always messages me saying "can't call me and kn0wn are 'booty calling'" or anything along those lines.. Please. Send. Help.
