Rap Wars (Napkin vs Kashers)

Discussion in 'Random' started by Kashers, Mar 25, 2015.

  1. TNTMan1289

    TNTMan1289 Guest

    Look at what I mean, you're raps are demean. You're just a mean little bean. You may think you're a big teen. And you're better than beans. But you're no stronger, than some greens. Now I have to go for a while, so jump in a pile of dirty tiles. (No seriously I have to go for a while. EXPECT MORE RAPS SOON)
     
  2. LordN826

    LordN826 Well-Known Member

    Well I gtg also. Byeeee
     
  3. Miner

    Miner Bye y'all Penguin Retired Staff

    Does anyone else smell that?
    You all must be able to
    These crappy rhymes, the misused words
    They smell like dog doo doo

    Demean is a verb
    Not a noun you fool
    Misusing these words
    Makes you look like a tool

    Now my time is up
    I gotta wake up early
    Be sure to brush yo teeth
    And Make them white and pearly
     
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  4. TNTMan1289

    TNTMan1289 Guest

    Wow This Was An Intense Battle. I Was Typing For Like 30 Mins Straight. We're Like All Friends And Then We Acted Really Mean. But These Were Some Good Raps. Well Done Everybody. -Applause- The Winner Shall Be Decided By The Audience.

    Also, BTW Alatus, If Demean Is A VERB, Than Add An ING To The End.
     
  5. NapkinDabber

    NapkinDabber Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    I thought this thread was locked.

    Edit: oh read kash's post hwahwa
     
    Last edited: Mar 26, 2015
  6. Miner

    Miner Bye y'all Penguin Retired Staff

    "To demean - To lower in honor or dignity", I stated it as an infinitive, so it doesn't receive an ending.
     
  7. TomBoiiWolfie

    TomBoiiWolfie Well-Known Member

    god damn i think miner wins hands down
     
  8. Dry

    Dry Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    Cringe
    Cringe
    Cringe
     
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  9. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    ... Cringe fest much?
     
  10. Miner

    Miner Bye y'all Penguin Retired Staff

    Stop looking in a mirror
    (OOOOOOOOH)
     
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  11. Dry

    Dry Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    I dont need to all I see is a MLG Guy
     
  12. Lee

    Lee Well-Known Member

    ladies and gentlemen, a sentence cringier than all these raps put together!
     
  13. LordN826

    LordN826 Well-Known Member

    Troo. This is more true than that lie my teachers told me.
     
  14. TomBoiiWolfie

    TomBoiiWolfie Well-Known Member

    then i must be standing behind you ;>
    =

    Your rhymes are so cringe-worthy, why don't you stop?
    Sucks so bad, they can be topped
    By a wolf than lives in a tin-bin
    And to make sucky raps is a big sin

    You see me roam down the street with my swaggy walk
    And you, you don't wanna talk.
    You give me a glare and I reflect it back,
    You see it and die, killed by my #madhax
    I'm so good at this stuff, I haven't started the trap
    Yet it killed you anyway, that's how r8 are my raps

    I resurrected you, nerd, since my sympathy is so great
    I felt sorry for you since you get all the hate
    But I soon realized it was a big mistake,
    Supposin' that to hear your rhymes was just fate.

    When you opened your pie-hole the smell came out
    A smell from Hell just wandered about
    But your words sucked rotten eggs like your feet
    C'est crap, I gave you some crumbs, sayin' Bon Apetite

    Couldn't stand it anymore, just wanted to snap,
    Screaming hey little boy, you can't rap
    You're just a fancy little squeaker squeakin' like a mouse,
    Fancy my ass, I don't need some flowery house,

    Hey are you jelly, just say honestly,
    I bet you are, I got the no-fat belly and a HD TV [in mah bin]
    I'm the real rad wolfie, the real MVP,
    This rap proved to you, how r8 88/8 I can be.

    Wolfie out,
    Got no doubt,
    I'm the best rapper in town,
    In the world, get down,
    Get on my level, I don't wanna see
    Your filthy replies - they aren't as OP as me.

    ==================

    #WINNERHANDSDOWN

    kthxbai
     
    Last edited: Mar 26, 2015
  15. Lee

    Lee Well-Known Member

    holy crap i thought iwas done with this thread and then wolfie makes this work of art
     
  16. NapkinDabber

    NapkinDabber Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    It's the same quality as everything else.
     
  17. johnyman333

    johnyman333 The John Penguin

    Hey, now here's something nobody was expectin'
    A rap from me that will make you respectin'
    So sit down grab a full of tea mug,
    Get down with your friends, give them a hug
    Everyone can rap when they please,
    So Feven relax and be at ease
    Cause rappin is the language of peace,
    Meat eaters, hippies, or vegs eating peas,
    They all can get down together, you see,
    Whoever they are, happy they will be
    When they let their imagination go free
    And get together and rap with me.
    We all let our imaginations run wild,
    Old man, busy adult or carefree child,
    Anyone can express how they want
    Everyone together, all in one chant.
    So hater keep at bay, one day you'll go "yay"
    You can't escape the flow, that's the way it will go
    So why bother hatin when you can just join in
    Cause there's something big happenin!
    And there it goes, it's the end of the line,
    But I'll just say one thing, one more time:
    It's over now, it's the end of the rap
    But now I'm tired, so I'll go take a nap...........
     
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  18. NapkinDabber

    NapkinDabber Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    THIS MAN HAS CULTURE
     
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  19. TomBoiiWolfie

    TomBoiiWolfie Well-Known Member

    thx ma'am

    by the way, tntman;

    Come around, come to me, TNTMan 1 2 8 9
    Lemme tell you a story that is mightily fine;

    Some child went up to a bunch of greens,
    Cucumbers, lettuce, broccoli and broadbeans,
    Not forgetting the sea of the cool VIPs.
    Either way this kid, he was havin' a say,
    Pickin' on the greens,
    Being racist, obscene,
    And then he got slayed
    By the greens of the day.
    That my kid tells you not to be mean,
    We are the strongest of them all,
    We're the strongest greens.
     
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  20. johnyman333

    johnyman333 The John Penguin

    Here's a little rap for you:

    Oh look, oh man, it's Tom being green,
    The supreme awesome conquering machine,
    As mighty as a tree, as humble as a bean,
    Tom is happy, and Tom never is mean.
    Maybe sometimes but that's rarely seen.

    Boom there you go
     

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