Twelve job applications All blank, Im lazy Two babysitters No Babies I spit hot fire But ImNotARapper I come with the supa hot AND BRING THE FIRE RIGHT AFTAAAAAAAAAAA
I know who you are. I know we're you're from. And you, my friend, are plain old dumb. You may have some oscars, and you may have an album. But you were cut, from the roster. It may seem like, a pretty fair game, but you've been cheating, by starting a flame. I'm hotter, than all you fools. Now go give up, and go kiss the poster, of your crush, in your locker.
You beatin me? Now thats a mistake When I park my car I pull up the e-brake You hear that? Im buzzin Big family No cousins I get money ITS NOTHIN Glasses, jacket, shirt man Leather to keep me hot Shirt to keep me cool And glasses TO SEE YOU LOSE
Playing tough, huh? Well that's YOUR mistake. As your just dumb, and only says DUH! You may look cool, and have a lot of swagger. But you're just eating dinners, that are made of daggers! You don't have money, you're just a monkey. You're just as poor, as a door!
Funny thing is monkeys are very intelligent and can easily make money. I don't see how a door can be poor. Eating dinner made of daggers? I think he would buy pizza if that happened. So your rap just got ReKt
Do you all understand that rap stands for rhythm and poetry, and it's more than random rhyming. The raps have to make sense at least. If you want to rhyme go rap against Dr. Seuss.
I'm going to be closing the thread because I was asked by many to close the thread due to the amount of spam.. Like Jesus you guys seem to enjoy gifs, raps and comments Edit: moved to random- spam all you want now for all I care your posts don't count Mwahahha
Yo before we get started How bout a little lesson for ya'll Time to beat that tiger And that wack 8 ball Yo my rhymes are fresh And my style is fresha Seeing yo two's raps Makes me vomit like Ke$ha The bells about to ring The clock says four I think it's time for you two to rap no more Peace
Yo' boy. What are you doing? You're raps are terrible, they're unbearable. Like seriously, come on, it's already dawn! You should be asleep, in your lawn. Just admit it, i've got more rhymes. Watching you rap, is just pure crap. My style's fresha, here comes the pressure. I'm a better rapper, than a red snapper.
Listen up here I'm about to teach you something Why you doing nothing You could be on the server and look like a pumpkin Stop this rap and get a life I mean Bruh really You write raps when you can't find saps Go help the world or help me by stopping this thread a doing something else (Ik this sounds horrible but I'm trying to get my point across)
Your rhymes are not original You stink like moldy cheese You even stole a line from me Can you just not please I'll go easy on you this time I doubt you understand, My aptitude for rhyme Is greatest in the land Your rhymes, They don't make sense They're dry, boring and dull How can you even see me on my throne All you rap is bull I think it's time for you to stop Before you get destroyed Yo I'll slay your ass and then I'll send it Straight back to the void.
