So we start off with the gerbil who has run out of ink. Sooner or later, we find them walking down the volcano to snack off of a hand grenade. Our gerbil eats it as it was delicious. He then shouts "My eel is full of hovercrafts!" towards the sky... Soon, the gerbil regurgitates an entire bucket of lava. The end. This is as far as I have gone in trying to ad lib everything into place without going crazy. I now feel like I exaggerated the title a bit as I forgot to include the phrase "to date"