MLIA is from the not as popular as it used to mylifeisaverage.com. Basically what this is, is you start off a post with the word "today" and then you write something that could happen to you in a funny or comical manner. Then at the end, you put MLIA, or My Life is Average. Examples : Today, I realized that whenever flies land, they rub their hands together like an evil maniac does before launching an evil plan. I'm onto you, you dirty flies. MLIA. Today, I lightly tossed my phone onto my bed and it bounced off 3 walls, broke a lamp, and killed the cat. MLIA. Have fun!