MLIA

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Nine_Terasu, Mar 11, 2015.

  1. Nine_Terasu

    Nine_Terasu Lover. Admin. Buttstabber. Retired Staff

    MLIA is from the not as popular as it used to mylifeisaverage.com.

    Basically what this is, is you start off a post with the word "today" and then you write something that could happen to you in a funny or comical manner. Then at the end, you put MLIA, or My Life is Average.

    Examples :

    Today, I realized that whenever flies land, they rub their hands together like an evil maniac does before launching an evil plan. I'm onto you, you dirty flies. MLIA.


    Today, I lightly tossed my phone onto my bed and it bounced off 3 walls, broke a lamp, and killed the cat. MLIA.

    Have fun!
     
  2. Dusty

    Dusty Well-Known Member Penguin Retired Staff

    Today, I was just walking and even though all the ice was melted, I still somehow managed to find some and fell. MLIA
     
    Remmi licks this.
  3. Kashers

    Kashers Social Tiger Penguin Retired Staff

    Today, My phone was stepped on, crushed and dropped eleven times, no cracks until i placed it down and it set on fire. MLIA
     
    athletedan licks this.
  4. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    Today, I almost got into a fight, I then threw my phone off my house, without a scratch. MLIA.
     
  5. athletedan

    athletedan Active Member

    Today, i decided to play mc. But my computer wasdown, so i powered it up, it automatically googled google.com, i got 1 billion viruses, then the computer started saying evil laughs. When i shut it down, it said Access denied. MLIA
     
  6. Nine_Terasu

    Nine_Terasu Lover. Admin. Buttstabber. Retired Staff

    Today, I was eating goldfish and blue Gatorade and a girl said that "it was like having an ocean in your mouth." I can never have blue gatorade without goldfish ever again. MLIA.
     
  7. FatherFan

    FatherFan Priest Staff Member Moderator Penguin

    Today, I took down the countries of Russia, North Korea, and China. How, you may ask? I asked for it.
    MLIA.
     
  8. MrIvy

    MrIvy Well-Known Member Retired Staff

    Today Tild my Spanish teacher she's a terrible teacher and needs to stop bullshitting us, MLIA
     

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