OptimusZambie

Active Member, Male, from Maryland, USA

OptimusZambie was last seen:: Jul 13, 2019

1. OptimusZambie
  Avoid red lights by travelling at 114,004,837 MPH. This will blue-shift them enough to appear green.
  
  Sep 23, 2017
2. OptimusZambie
  Damn you small child you made me flashback to Vietnam!
  
  Jun 22, 2016
  2. DoctaCirno
    It's nEVER TOO LATE TO HAVE A vIETNAM fLASHBACK
    
    Jun 23, 2016
  3. FatherFan
    vietnamese kid here, hi, vietnam isn't that bad
    
    Jun 23, 2016
    
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3. OptimusZambie
  Love: giving someone the opportunity to hurt you but trusting them not to.
  
  Feb 23, 2016
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  3. DoctaCirno
    "bby dun hurt m EE"
    
    Feb 23, 2016
  4. Mipsu
    Did you get dumped?
    
    Feb 24, 2016
    
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  5. DoctaCirno
    aYYYYYY
    
    Jun 23, 2016
4. Bins
  Omg I love your sig man
  
  Oct 11, 2015
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5. OptimusZambie
  My god... there's there's... there's jelly beans.... jelly beans.... JELLY BEANS EVERYWHERE HELP I'M DROWNING AGHHHHHH!!!!
  
  Oct 10, 2015
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  3. DoctaCirno
    *laughs as I add more jelly beans*
    
    Oct 11, 2015
    
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  4. TNTMan1289
    ...
    
    Oct 11, 2015
  5. johnyman333
    Hope that's it's not all the weird tasting ones, like puke. Vegetable, chili and pineapple.
    
    Oct 11, 2015
6. NapkinDabber
  How'd you get that picture? XD I know I drew it but what thread is it from?
  
  Aug 9, 2015
  2. OptimusZambie
    I dont know
    
    Aug 10, 2015
7. johnyman333
  Happy Birthday to your face.
  
  May 23, 2015
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8. WaluigiTime
  wub wub wubbedy wub
  
  Oct 25, 2014
9. WaluigiTime
  yas
  
  Sep 17, 2014
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